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Tuesday, June 8, 2004

Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool

Life got you down? Looking for love in a loveless world? Did you get a free ride when you'd already paid? Well, don't despair, friend. Mr. T can help.

5minutestolive.com has Mr. T's "Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool," a 1984 instructional / inspirational video for kids. Here are just a couple of things you will learn:

1. If you're walking down the street and you fall down, just start break dancing so no one will know you fell

2. If you forget to wear pants when you go out, just strip off your clothes down to your red hot pants and start doing push ups

As an added bonus (as if you need more of a reason to buy this), Gary Coleman's "For Safeties Sake" & Corey Haim's "Me Myself & I" are also included.

Shout out to Scott Brown for sending this my way.

¶ 7:39 AM

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