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Thursday, December 23, 2004
Happy Festivus!
First of all, let me just wish everyone a Happy Festivus. May you have a wonderful time gathered round your pole with friends and family.

Second, I have a lot of problems with you people! You have been a big disappointment this year. But this is not the time nor the place for the Airing of Grievances.

And, finally, I have made a very generous donation in your name to the Human Fund - Money for People.

BTW, The New York Times has a full history of the Festivus holiday here.

About Shawn Morton

Married father of 6; VP of Social Media at JPMorgan Chase; gluten-free; gadget enthusiast; hair metal aficionado; #Movember man View more on LinkedIn.