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Friday, June 4, 2004
Weather nerds just aren't funny
It is a long-standing (well, since this morning) belief of mine that meterologists, weather men and women and even those wacky storm chasers are a humorless lot. This page, from, confirms it. They fail to make Mr. T (the man who made me want to capitalize the MRT in sMoRTy71) funny (and that's tough to do). I mean, they don't even use "jibba jabba". Amateurs...

Actually, there is one good one:
"Is my point getting through to you, chickenlegs"

Luckily, it is at the top of the page so you don't have to read the rest.