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Monday, July 12, 2004
Courtney Love reality show?
With all of the really crappy reality shows floating around, why the hell hasn't anyone signed up Courtney Love? Talk about a (melo)drama queen ready for her close-up.

Just think of the ratings for the episode they could have filmed on Friday: It was her fortieth birthday, she had a bench warrant issued for her arrest and she was taken, handcuffed to the stretcher, to Bellevue Hospital for a "gynecological medical condition." Now that's good TV!

About Shawn Morton

Married father of 6; VP of Social Media at JPMorgan Chase; gluten-free; gadget enthusiast; hair metal aficionado; #Movember man View more on LinkedIn.