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Tuesday, July 6, 2004
Joe Schmo 2, episode 4
Joe Schmo 2 keeps getting better and better. Last night's episode was probably the best yet.
Gerald's (the gotta-be-gay guy) lie detector scene was hysterical. Piper's faux parents asked each of the 4 male suitors questions like "Do you want to sleep with our daughter?" Although Gerald answered the questions with a "yes," the lie detector showed he was lying. So now, Tim, the male Schmo, is sure that Gerald is playing for the "other team."
Also, Bryce's (the stalker) speech after the Flame of Love Eviction Ceremony was great. He instantly broke down and started crying. Then, in a fit of desperation, he started shouting "mockingbird" which was the trigger word he planned to use to make Piper fall for him (he had tried to hypnotize her earlier in the episode). Priceless. As usual, Tim bought the whole thing. What a sucker.
Joe Schmo 2 keeps getting better and better. Last night's episode was probably the best yet.
Gerald's (the gotta-be-gay guy) lie detector scene was hysterical. Piper's faux parents asked each of the 4 male suitors questions like "Do you want to sleep with our daughter?" Although Gerald answered the questions with a "yes," the lie detector showed he was lying. So now, Tim, the male Schmo, is sure that Gerald is playing for the "other team."
Also, Bryce's (the stalker) speech after the Flame of Love Eviction Ceremony was great. He instantly broke down and started crying. Then, in a fit of desperation, he started shouting "mockingbird" which was the trigger word he planned to use to make Piper fall for him (he had tried to hypnotize her earlier in the episode). Priceless. As usual, Tim bought the whole thing. What a sucker.
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