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Thursday, February 24, 2005
Nooo! Moss traded to Raiders!
Looks like Randy Moss is going to be traded to the Raiders. This is really bad news for the Morton household. First of all, I've followed Randy since he attended my alma mater, Marshall University. The only reason we are Vikings fans is because they drafted Moss back in 1998. And to top it all off, we've got a sh!tload of Vikings jerseys, shirts and dresses (for Mira, not me).

So now, I must reject the Vikings organization and embrace the... Raiders (sorry, I throw up in my mouth a little there). The only thing worse would have been the Cowboys!

On the plus side, those silver and black jerseys are much cooler looking than the purple and gold Vikings' one.

BTW, thanks to Eric Brinley for forwarding this bad news to me.

About Shawn Morton

Married father of 6; VP of Social Media at JPMorgan Chase; gluten-free; gadget enthusiast; hair metal aficionado; #Movember man View more on LinkedIn.