This is what Shawn Morton would look like if he had been made of LEGO sMoRTy71.com -- the personal website of Shawn Morton
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Friday, June 18, 2004
Madonna = Esther
According to an ABC interview, Madonna has changed her name to "Esther." The name change stems from her study of Kabbalah (which is the Hebrew word for "scientology"). Maybe "Esther" knows how to make a decent record.

About Shawn Morton

Married father of 6; VP of Social Media at JPMorgan Chase; gluten-free; gadget enthusiast; hair metal aficionado; #Movember man View more on LinkedIn.