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Monday, June 19, 2006
Would you pay $625/mo. for DirecTV?
DirecTV obviously thinks that someone will. On June 28, 2006, they will launch their new Titanium service. According to the promo on their site, Titanium gives you everything they offer.

"Every channel
Every movie
Every PAY PER VIEW
Every sporting event
Every adult program
Every HDTV channel
Up to 10 HD DVR receivers
Concierge service 24/7"

You can get all of this for a mere $7,500 per year (paid in one annual payment). And if the price isn't enough, the promo makes sure you know that you are getting something special -- "Membership is reserved for a select few." I guess that sounds more appealing than "Membership is reserved for suckers with more money than sense."

More info here: http://titanium.directv.com/

About Shawn Morton

Married father of 6; VP of Social Media at JPMorgan Chase; gluten-free; gadget enthusiast; hair metal aficionado; #Movember man View more on LinkedIn.